Breaking Ambitious Brands Free FROM THE HERD.
Mad Cow Branding is a creative studio in Wales, UK, crafting bold logos, branding, and graphic design for ambitious start-ups and small businesses to stand out from the herd.
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YOUR BRAND DOESN'T SUCK. IT'S JUST MISUNDERSTOOD.
You’ve got a killer business idea but your brand feels broken, outdated or brainwashed by design trends - looking more “meh” than mad genius.
But deep down, you know you’re not just another face in the field.
You're the original - the OG of your own pasture.
You just need a bold, cohesive visual identity that commands attention - that is impossible to ignore.
IT'S TIME TO ESCAPE THE HERD MENTALITY.
Mad Cow Branding helps ambitious brands and fearless businesses break free from the herd mentality.
We craft human-made logos, full brand identities, and impactful graphic design - powered by story-driven strategy, tailored with creative spirit that rewires your brand’s DNA.
"We've helped Businesses increase their perceived Brand value by 30%, engineered for emotion, originality, and Authenticity"
With a whole lot of cow puns.
100% Human Engineered
No templates. No AI. No bull.
Choose Your Takeover Package
Taking you from 'meh' to memorable.
Grazing Startup
Logo Design Package
7-10 Days
WHATS INCLUDED:
✔️ 2–3 Custom Logo or Mascot Concepts — delivered in professional formats (AI, PNG, SVG, PDF — print & digital ready)
✔️ Logo Designed System & exports - ready files for print, web, and social (primary, secondary, favicon)
✔️ 30-minute Strategic Design Dive Session — uncover your logo’s personality, style, and appeal
✔️ A Mini Logo Rulebook — simple logo usage and colour reference guide
✔️ Basic Social Media Kit (profile & cover images)
✔️ 10 days of minor tweak support
BEST FOR STARTUPS
Price
£150 - £295
The Herd Builder
Visual Identity Package
1-2 Weeks
WHATS INCLUDED:
EVERYTHING IN THE GRAZING STARTUP
✔️ 1-Page Visual Identity Rulebook — includes colour systems, typography, imagery direction, and mock-ups — A brand’s visual compass for consistency
✔️ 1-hour Brand Visual Strategy Session — discover and define your brand’s visual style
✔️ Quick Launch Kit — 1 social media template, print-ready business card design, and 1 promotional flyer or poster
✔️ 30 days of ongoing support (minor tweaks, brand guidance)
BEST FOR GROWTH
Price
£600 - £850
Mad Cow Takeover
Brand Identity Package
4-5 Weeks
WHATS INCLUDED:
EVERYTHING IN THE HERD BUILDER
✔️ 20 - 30+ Page Brand Identity Rulebook — includes your brand story, values, voice, visuals, colour systems, and usage — A complete brand rulebook
✔️ 90-minute Full Brand Identity Strategy Session
✔️ 1–2 Page Website Design Mock-up (delivered in Figma)
✔️ Expanded Social Media Template Pack (6–10 custom-branded designs ready to edit in Canva or Adobe Express)
✔️ Stationery Suite (business card, invoice, letterhead, email signature)
✔️ 60 days of ongoing support (minor tweaks, brand guidance)
BEST FOR TAKEOVERS
Price
£1200 - £1495
Ready to lead The Herd?
Book a free brand audit with us today
Rewrite Your Brand's Rule Book.
OUR 4-PHASE Total Takeover PROTOCOL
The mandatory 4-Phase Process needed to equip your brand with it's ambitious DNA.
> PHASE 1: ABDUCTION // DIAGNOSTIC UPLINK
We lock-in onto your distress signal and pull your brand on-board to begin full diagnostics. Our brand engineers analyse your brand's health, audience, and target market and begin extracting your Brand's Core DNA.
> PHASE 2: MOO-WASHING // DECONDITIONING PROTOCOL
We strip out beige branding, trend addiction, and corporate mimicry and begin strategising toward rebuilding your Brand's Unique DNA. We cleanse the Corrupted Data Set and reprogram your authentic core visual strategy from the inside out.
> PHASE 3: DNA SEQUENCING // BRAND ENGINEERING
We begin human-engineering your brand's logo and visual identity systems. Using an original, hand-crafted anti-pattern approach, we translate your unique strategy into one bold concept, ready for review and revisions.
> PHASE 4: RE-ENTRY MISSION // BEGIN TAKEOVER
We finish revisions and begin toward activating your brand's identity & visual takeover. We train you and your crew on your brand's new Total Takeover System, completely ready for launch.
Equip yourself with The Creative Strategy
The Anti-Pattern Visual Guide
The Visual Identity.
The Brands DNA Narrative
The Core Story & Messaging.
The Total Takeover Protocol Manual
A Rulebook for Market Disruption.
Our Capabilties
Logo Design
Mascot Design
Visual Identity
Digital Design
Brand Identity
Illustration
Graphic Design
Advert Design
Brand Strategy
Print Design
Website Design
Merch Design
Not sure What fits your herd?
Let’s talk — we’ll diagnose your current Brand’s Core DNA and match you with the perfect Total Takeover Plan.
tESTIMONIALS from the Herd
ABANDON THE Biege Void.
Your brand's mission is our priority, we have limited slots each month, get locked-in to get ahead of the herd and we'll send our designated Brand Engineer to begin your Brand's Diagnostics.
Frequently Asked Questions
“What can branding do for my business”
Mad Cow Answer: Branding is the difference between being a forgotten background noise and a market dominator. We don't just design pretty pictures; we engineer your brand's experience. It’s about more than consistency - it's about building credibility, trust, and a tribe of long-term fans. We ensure your assets sing across every platform, and yes, we'll teach you how to use your new Rulebook. We even throw in a month of quick drop-in support instructions so you’re never left to graze alone.
“What services do you offer”
Mad Cow Answer: We are a true creative powerhouse with a herd of design skills ready for a Total Takeover. From the illustrative heart of your brand (Mascots, Illustration, Graphic Design) to essential brand items (business cards, flyers, web banners) and even Website Design - if it needs to be disruptive and unique, we're in. We only focus on the visual rebellion. For clarity: we do not write copy, handle marketing, or run social media. That's a whole different pasture away from our mad cow skills!
“Do you offer website design too?”
Mad Cow Answer: We sure do! We create brand-focused web mock-ups and builds that align perfectly with your new visual identity, making your online presence work together like a well-milked moonshine. We design using the best no-code/low-code builders to ensure efficiency, but our focus is always the bespoke design. We handle the technical lassoing (domains, analytics, assets) to ensure a smooth hand-off, leaving you ready to dominate your digital space.
“Do I need branding if I already have a logo?”
Mad Cow Answer: A logo is just one tiny, lonely piece of the puzzle. True branding is your personality, your mood, and the feeling you give people. If all you have is a logo, you’re stuck in the beige void and missing out on the juicy bits that make a brand truly unforgettable. We give you the full Brand DNA Rulebook - the system and assets you need to turn that single logo into a full, disruptive experience.
“What if I don’t like the first concept?”
Mad Cow Answer: "That won’t happen - because we don’t design in the dark. Our 4-phase Total Takeover Protocol is built on deep diagnostics and strategy (Phase 1 & 2) that nail your vision before a single pixel is placed. Our first concept will be based on your unique Brand DNA. If we’re slightly off-target, we simply recalibrate and refine until we hit the mad genius mark. You have full confidence that we won't stop until you're ready to dominate."
"What is the process, or how do i get started"
Mad Cow Answer: "It all starts with our 4-phase Total Takeover Protocol. First, you book a 'Begin Diagnostics' call to tell us your story and reveal your Brand’s distress signal. We then enter Strategy and begin Deconditioning (Moo-Washing!) to clear out the creative noise. We handle the Handcrafted Takeover and, finally, arm you with a Cattle Guard (Overwatch) for ongoing support. Initiate Mission to begin the conversation."
“Will I be involved in the creative process?”
Mad Cow Answer: Absolutely - this is a brand partnership, partner! You’re the OG of your own pasture, and your input is critical to our mission. We’ll collaborate, and you'll have specific opportunities to provide feedback at key stages of our Total Takeover Protocol. Everything is clearly defined from the start to ensure we bring your unique vision to life, backed by solid strategic thinking.
“How long does the branding design process take?”
Mad Cow Answer: The process is tailored to your mission, typically ranging from 1 to 8 weeks from start to finish. The exact timeline depends on your chosen package and the scope of work (e.g., logo vs. full brand overhaul). The one factor that always speeds up the mission? Quick feedback from you! We keep communication tight, so you always know exactly where we are in the Takeover.
“I’m on a tight budget - can I afford this?”
Mad Cow Answer: "We get it - you’re the ambitious underdog, not the corporate giant. That's why we don't do beige, overpriced retainer packages. Our work is human-forged for maximum impact, but our tiered system is designed to meet you where you are. Kick off your mission with our 'Grazing Startup' (£150) package for the essential foundation, or chat with us through a 'Begin Diagnostics' call to find your perfect fit."
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